02 January 2011

Predictions for 2011

If psychics can do it, so can I. How hard can it be?


1...Get ready for another ash cloud grounding European flights.

2...Get ready for at least one country trying to get out of having the Euro as a currency

3...Kate Middleton (I hope she takes on the title Queen Cat) will announce she's preggers.

4...Before or after the pregnant announcement, there'll be a court injunction to stop the press printing nude/topless photos of her (from her Uni days, and from sunbathing on holiday)

5...Another rock legend will die, and album sales will rocket

6...Nick Clegg will do another U Turn and say he's not up to running the country, and step down

7...David Cameron will join the Spencer Perceval club. So far, Perceval is the only British PM to have been assassinated-- Cammo is going to be the second.

8...Fuel shortages will wreck the summer, due to oil blockades, and riots over fuel pump-prices

9...and unseasonal weather will lead to flooding, once again.

10...There'll be a serious incident at a UK airport

11...and a tragedy on a 'reality show' which will lead to its end.


11 for '11. Sounds like an Aussie test match score

Now I'll sit back to watch how many are hits.